My Assassin Girlfriend
Episode 3
Here’s the thing.
I’m here today to thank you.
Thank you for saving my life!
That’s all.
I’ll go back to work now.
Wait!
Ms. Yu.
You…
really don’t remember me?
Didn’t we just meet yesterday?
No.
We’ve met before.
I don’t quite understand you.
If there’s nothing else,
I’ll go now.
Wait!
Don’t you remember
our wedding?
Come here.
Bai He rebelled,
and you were captured by Tian Xiaoli like this.
And then you suddenly escaped.
Right! It was this hand!
You held a dagger with this hand
and you attacked me.
Someone wanted to kill you,
so I held you to my chest to protect you.
I used my body as a shield.
What are you doing?
Scamp!
Assassin! Don’t you dare to hurt my young master!
Let me go!
Xiaoli,
Let go of her.
I can’t, young master!
You dare to disobey me?
Let go!
Miss, please wait.
I’m the man who is under the peach blossom tree
in the imperial garden.
You really don’t remember me?
This is not big enough.
It should be twice the size of this one at least.
I want three tiers…
No! I want four tiers!
One tier for truffle,
one for red velvet,
one for Uji matcha green tea powder
and one for rose flavor.
I also want a fondant on the top.
Make it a figure of me.
Mr. Di, I’m sorry.
But your sister’s birthday is the day after tomorrow.
I’m afraid it’s too late to get all the materials ready.
And it’ll be a waste since you can’t eat up it all.
How about just choosing one flavor?
Who knows how many birthdays there are left for me.
It’ll only get less and less.
Do as Xiaozhu said.
Make one exactly as she wants.
Buy more materials if there’s not enough,
and hire more people if you are shorthanded.
The cake must be ready on her birthday!
Okay!
Brother, my birthday wish this year
is for you to
spend more birthdays with me!
Alright, you can save your wish for something else.
You don’t have to make a wish like this.
I promise I will be there for you.
-Really? –Brother Di.
Of course!
Xiaozhu.
I didn’t expect to see you here!
Me neither.
I saw Tian Xiaoli stroll at the door
before I came in with Xiaozhu,
but I didn’t know you’ll be here too.
What a surprise.
What’s on the picture?
This?
This is the birthday cake
I designed for myself.
It’s pretty, right?
Xiaozhu’s birthday is coming?
Congratulations!
Xiaoli, prepare a nice gift.
I’ll bring it to her mansion on that day.
Sure!
My mansion?
Brother Yinqi, it fits the theme of my birthday party perfectly!
How about this.
I’ll have a party in a couple of days.
It’s a cosplay party.
You can join us!
Par…Par…tee?
Co...s...pu…?
I mean everybody is supposed to dress in ancient costume
and drink together.
Oh, sounds like it’s suitable for you, young master!
Really?
Then it’s a deal!
I’ll see you then and let’s get hammered!
Ok, it’s a deal!
I’ll be there to celebrate your birthday in person!
See you!
Let’s go.
Fantastic!
Brother Yinqi will join us too!
My party is going to be great!
How come you always fall into a trap so easily?
What trap? Who set the trap?
Where?
Don’t you remember that Yan doesn’t get along with your brother Yinqi?
I forget it!
Brother Di, so it could be an opportunity
for them to make nice with each other!
Am I right?
Young master, why do we
have to go and
celebrate Miss Zhu’s birthday?
That assassin hide her real identity here using a fake name Yu Yan,
and it’s hard to tell if she really lost her memory.
Let alone have her give me the pocket watch
and travel back with us.
Since we can’t get it in a civil way,
then we have to use force.
Nice dance!
Come on, give them a clap!
Sure!
Miss, your dress…
Young master, have the girls nowadays
become so loose?
Looks like it!
Brother Yinqi, bro Xiaoli!
You are here!
Xiaozhu.
I decorated the room all by myself.
Awesome, right?
Yes!
Sir! Sir! Sir!
Could you take a picture with us?
Come on, let’s go over there!
Xiaoli! Xiaoli!
Over there! Over there!
Let me take a picture for you!
Okay!
Yan, don’t be angry anymore!
Look how popular my brother Yinqi is!
Stop being angry.
Tian Xiaoli.
Take a picture for us!
Come on!
Here! Again!
-Tian Xiaoli! –Come on, another one!
-Tian Xiaoli! –So attractive!
Tian Xiaoli, come here!
Get out of here!
Go! Go!
Get out of here!
Go! Come on!
Leave him alone!
You are just a jerk who’s only into looks and has no manners!
I’ll part ways with you!
I know you are not really angry.
If you were, you’d leave by now.
Plus, it’s my birthday today.
Give me a smile!
Come on! A smile!
Young master, how could these
commonplace girls harass you like that?!
Xiaoli, we can’t stay here for long,
let’s get on our business!
Alright!
Come on! Let’s take a picture!
Come on! Take it!
Here!
Look at the camera!
That’s right!
Excuse me, but I have to go!
Don’t go!
Come back!
Excuse me!
Don’t go!
Excuse me! I’m sorry!
Xiaozhu!
Brother Yinqi!
I see it’s a well-decorated room,
and the snacks are so exquisite.
Will you recommend a few for me?
This one is very delicious!
Try it!
And also, this, and this, try them!
This one tastes good too! Here!
I’m fine! Xiaozhu! It’s enough now!
I heard someone calling your name over there.
Don’t you wanna go check?
It must be my sisters!
Hi, sisters!
Ms Yu!
You look so beautiful
in ancient costume!
You look like a human being when you are not crazy.
But I think you look better in a wedding dress.
You are helpless!
Lotus flower appears just above the water,
being unaffectedly easy and natural.
Xiaozhu, you are about to miss your “expected date”!
Come on!
I’m coming!
Three seconds to go!
Three seconds!
Three,
two,
one!
Happy birthday!
Thank you, everybody!
Birthday girl, cut the cake!
How about you dividing the cake?
I’ll help you!
Okay, we’ll help you!
Here, I’ll help!
Hi beauty!
Did you bring me any gift?
I forgot!
Then what are you hiding behind?
Show me!
Come on!
Xiaozhu!
I have to go to the bathroom!
Xiaoli, lead the way!
Alright!
Where are they going?
Don’t know!
Stay here,
I’ll go check.
Xiaoli, give me the box.
This is the only box I found.
And it was right next to her bed.
Ok, let’s try to open it!
We’ll apologize to Yu Yan later.
Okay!
How can we open it?
This is called stealing!
Ms. Yu, this box is very important to me!
May I borrow it for a while?
No wonder you were so nice to me! It turns out you are a thief!
Give me the box!
Ms. Yu.
Listen to me, after I get my business done,
I will apologize to you.
You are a thief! You have no right to negotiate!
Give me the box!
Xiaoli, take her!
Ms. Yu, I’m sorry I have to do this.
What are you going to do?
-You are hurting me! –Tian Xiaoli!
Be gentle!
Give me the box!
You…
Security! Here’s a thief!
Come here!
What’s going on?
I didn’t steal!
I have my reason!
To hell of the reason! You can explain in the security office!
You come with us too!
Tian Xiaoli, go to Bai Zhu for help!
Young master!
My box!
Miss Xiaozhu, please help my young master!
Please!
Beauty, who’s your young master?
How will you thank me
if I help him?
Miss Xiaozhu, stop messing around,
my young master is your brother Yinqi!
My brother Yinqi?!
My brother Yinqi!
What happened to him?
He and Ms. Yu
were taken away!
Calm down!
Let me call my brother Di.
Okay!
Don’t worry too much!
Hello, brother Di!
Something happened to brother Yinqi!
You guys worked so hard to time travel here
just for this box?
How did you know?
Tell me, what happened exactly?
Sir, this man broke into my room and stole my stuff
when I was at my best friend’s birthday party.
I caught him red-handed.
You should send him to the police now!
Is that true?
I have my reason!
I don’t know how to explain it.
But the thing in the box used to belong to me!
I had a misunderstanding with this woman.
So I had no other choice but came up with this idea.
Belong to you? You are so shameless!
Sir, let me tell you,
this guy is crazy.
Don’t listen to him.
Then here’s an idea.
You both tell me
what’s in this box.
We’ll see who’s right.
There’s a pocket watch in the box.
It’s enchased with five gemstones.
Now, you go! What’s in the box?
Can I not tell?
It’s not a pocket watch, I can tell you that!
If you don’t tell,
how would we know it’s your stuff?
I told you to go to bed early, but you never listen to me!
Take the pills.
I’ll go with Xiaoli later.
You go take a shower and go to bed.
Brother Di, with such a big incident, if I don’t go watch…
No, I mean
one is my best friend,
and the other is my brother Yinqi.
The incident happened during my birthday party,
it’ll be inappropriate if I don’t go.
It’ll be more inappropriate if you don’t sleep.
Master Di!
What?
My young master really had his reason
to do such a thing!
No matter what,
please say sorry for us to Miss Yu.
My young master didn’t mean to offend her!
Brother Di, brother Yinqi is not that type of person.
Come on, let’s go help him.
Stop it, you don’t need to come with us,
I’ll go with Xiaoli.
Don’t stay up this late again!
Let’s go.
Now things are clear!
He’s caught with stolen goods.
Miss, don’t worry,
we’ll abide by the laws
and make justice.
Wait.
I can let it go
if you promise me one thing.
I’m all ears.
Just pretend that you’ve never seen what’s in the box.
Don’t tell anybody!
Young master, are you alright?
Everything’s fine now.
It was just a misunderstanding.
Brother Yinqi, do you need me to take you back?
No need.
Let’s go!
That Tian Xiaoli didn’t give a clear explanation.
What happened exactly?
Nothing, no big deal.
But that Bai Yinqi is really weird.
As long as you are fine.
Yinqi saved your life once.
He’s not a bad person.
But he’s new here,
and he does sometimes act strangely.
Don’t worry about that too much though.
I know.
You must be tired. Go to bed early.
I’ll leave now.
Di.
Thanks!
I’m going.
Bye!
Is it her?
Or she totally forgets me?
Young master, you’ve been up all night.
Have something to eat, please.
Xiaoli,
I’m afraid we have to stay here
for a while now.
You changed your mind?
We can’t rush to get the pocket watch.
Let’s be patient,
starting from getting close to Yu Yan.
Yes!
Chef Tian, tell us,
what are you cooking right now?
This is called “Over the Snow for Winter Sweet Flowers.”
Miss Xiaozhu, give it a try!
It’s so pretty!
I’m reluctant to eat it!
How did you cook it?
With red dates, yam
and some tonics of royal recipe.
Hear that? Royal recipe!
Have you had any before?
Let me try it now!
Miss Xiaozhu, it’s hot.
Let me help you.
Alright!
It’s super delicious!
Friends, it’s time to go,
I’ll go offline and enjoy some snack now!
Bye!
Bro Xiaoli,
for such delicious food like this,
no one would go on diet anymore!
I’m flattered, Miss Xiaozhu.
If you like it,
I can cook it for you every day.
Bro Xiaoli,
stop calling me Miss Xiaozhu,
just call me Xiaozhu.
Where did you get the royal recipe?
I learned it in the palace!
In the palace?
I mean I like to study
the recipe of the ancient times.
That’s how I learned it.
Give me five!
Like this.
This is what we do when we want to celebrate things!
Again!
Give me five!
I finally got someone who shares the same hobby with me!
I like studying the ancient times too!
Especially enjoy reading time travel novels.
I always dream about time traveling to the ancient times.
So tell me,
what else have you learned besides cooking?
I’ve also learned some kungfu.
And cold weapon stuff.
As a girl,
you wouldn’t be interested in that.
My Young master, however, possesses both literary and military capacity!
He is well versed in a lot of fields.
Can’t believe that you are not only handsome
but also into study!
But speaking of my brother Yinqi,
where is he?
He…he is studying in his room.
Do you like it?
I do. Well…
Are you two together?
Why?
You still won’t forgive me?
I wish you the best!
What is he doing now?
So, it is all my fault?
Sir, you asked to see me?
Since you are here,
does it mean that you’ve forgiven me?
Or you still won’t forgive me?
I’ve said I’m sorry!
I’m sorry! I’m sorry!
I’d like to say I’m sorry
10,000 times.
What else do you want from me?
Just tell me what you want me to do?
I will definitely do it!
You act differently
each time when you go crazy.
Yan!
There’s a big misunderstanding between us.
I’m not sure it’s me who owes you,
or it’s you who owes me.
You and I have been
tied together by density!
Why can’t you face it?
Why can’t you let your resentment go?
Did I hurt you?
It didn’t work this way. I have to come up with some other idea.
Then I need you to do me a favor.
Can we make a final decision today
about Yannan and Qingming’s marriage?
As long as they love each other…
As for me…
-But I have a requirement. –What requirement?
I want Bai Qingming to live in the south with me
in the future.
Liu, Yannan is my only daughter…
Honey, you are here!
Come on, get me some water.
Learning how to speak is so exhausting!
Who’s your honey?
Honey, come here.
Sit here with me!
I’m talking to you.
Your feet!
Don’t leave!
There’s something I want to say to you from the bottom of my heart.
I’m your husband. You’ve got to
talk to me.
You really want me to talk from the bottom of my heart?
I surely do.
You have a metal problem. You need to take medicine.
Well, I…
I…
Hey…
It didn’t work this way. I have to come up with some other idea.
Bai Yinqi, what do you want exactly?
Just give me a word!
Calm down, let me explain!
Here’s the thing. I…
Don’t come near me!
I asked you to be here,
because I want to invite you to have a cup of…
of…
Coffee!
That’s right! Coffee!
I’ve been here for days.
I know everybody treats me well.
I really want to fit in.
I know that the way I talk is a little strange.
I want to talk like you do.
But you are all too busy,
so I can only learn it from TV.
I didn’t know that
it’ll actually confuse me more
learning from TV.
Is what I said okay?
So far,
so good.
Then…then I will talk this way
with you in the future!
I swear!
I won’t make you angry anymore!
Please don’t ignore me!
If there’s nothing else, I’ll leave now.
Please continue to learn.
Wait!
Could you help me to practice a little longer?
In case I talk in the wrong way again.
Mr. Hua?
Mr. Peng is looking for me?
Mr. Peng wants to see you?
Then you should go now.
Wait!
Could you please go with me?
Yinqi, these are the contracts of our hotel.
Please sign on them.
Manager Yu, please take a look.
They are very important to our hotel.
I suggest you sign them right now.
If the contracts are delivered late,
we’ll have to compensate a large sum of liquidated damages.
Promise to give up…allow capital recovery…
account for 90% of the technology stocks?
Mr. Bai…
Manager Yu.
When did you start involving in the contract signing?
Yinqi.
It has always been the way
we take care of the operation of the hotel.
You only need to sign your name.
It’s just a procedure for others to see.
If you don’t sign them,
we can’t explain to our clients.
I will take care of the operation of the hotel
for you for the time being.
You are new here,
and you don’t have much management experience.
If there’s any mistake,
as per the law,
you’ll have to assume legal liabilities.
The company needs to be operated accurately.
I’m new here,
so it’s better that I be more prudent.
Inefficient decision-making of the management
will impact on the operation of the company.
I know you took a lot of pressure
running the business alone.
I really appreciate your hard work.
I should familiarize myself with the business as soon as possible,
so that I can share burden with you.
Then, I’ll thank you in advance.
Actually, why don’t you
show me around now?
Do you know how much money I spend
in your hotel every year?
You dare to offend me?!
You want to be fired?
Mrs. Liu, you are the VIP member of our hotel,
as long as your requirement
is not against our policies,
we’ll certainly satisfy your needs.
This is my son!
Mrs. Liu!
Welcome to our hotel today!
You are here for a meal, for tea, or a massage?
I’ll arrange it for you.
I’m here for being pissed off!
Look what kind of staff you have here!
Have they even been trained?
Mrs. Liu, please calm down.
I’ll see what I can do.
What’s going on?
Mrs. Liu insists on bringing her pet in.
But we have policy that…
What policy?
Policies are stipulated by people!
Mrs. Liu has such a cute child,
why shouldn’t it be allowed in?
You can’t even make such a small matter right!
You don’t have to come to work tomorrow.
Mrs. Liu, I’ve taken care of it for you.
Please come in.
Wait!
Bai Peng, who is he?
This is our new CEO,
Bai Yinqi.
CEO?
So your words won’t count anymore?
Nice to meet you. I heard what was going on here.
Since our hotel doesn’t allow
animal in,
hope you’ll respect our rules.
What do you mean?
You think you outnumber me so you can bully me, right?
I’m leaving!
We are very sorry that
we’ll lose a person like you as our customer.
You…
But the hotel is not open just for you!
You…
I’m sorry!
You…
Mr. Bai, Mr. Peng.
Mrs. Liu, don’t be angry.
Actually I have an idea.
There’s a pet hospital
near our hotel.
I can drive your baby there
for a grooming.
In that case, you can enjoy your meal,
and your baby can take a rest.
Of course, our hotel
will pay for the grooming.
What do you think of that?
Who would care to take such a petty advantage of yours?
Please don’t say that.
You are our VIP.
It’s our pleasure to provide service to you.
You can give me your baby now.
I’ll let them lead you in.
So cute, what’s its name?
Huahua!
Huahua, let me take you for a grooming.
And I’ll take you back to your Mom later, okay?
Then please take good care of my Huahua.
I don’t want any trouble again.
Don’t worry!
Please.
Manager Yu, you handled it pretty well!
I’ve made a decision.
I’ll take a training
in the PR department of yours.
I reject!
You are too big shot for us!
If you are to reject me,
I’ll just need to go to brother Di.
But I’m not sure if brother Di knows that you…
Come!
Come tomorrow!
It happens to be Xiaozhu’s book signing tomorrow.
And that’ll be your first job!
Sounds good, Manager Yu!
Xiaoli.
Take Bai Zhu to the hotel to see me.
Don’t get tanned.
You said you’ll make it for me.
Brother Yinqi!
Young master!
You are here!
Young master!
We are here!
Brother Yinqi, I have a question for you.
How did you train Xiaoli
into such an excellent chef?
He just took one bite
of the best ice cream of the town,
and he told me that he can make it for me every day.
It’s not like that.
I just learned it from watching how other people make it.
Otherwise, I wouldn’t know how to do it.
Young master, this is called…called…
Ice cream!
Ice cream! It’s very tasty!
I got one especially for you.
Please taste it.
Sister Zhu.
Just call me Xiaozhu.
Xiaozhu, I heard that you’ll have a book signing tomorrow.
How did you know?
I’ll become an intern in Yu Yan’s department.
Brother Yinqi, you just won’t let Yan go, will you?
It’s not like what you think.
I just want to get familiar with the business.
Alright!
By the way, Xiaozhu,
how did you become…
become best friend with Yu Yan?
Speaking of that,
it’s a long story.
Yan was dressed in a cosplay costume when we found her.
She passed out in the back yard of the hotel,
and was spotted by brother Di.
He took her to the hospital.
But after she woke up,
she couldn’t remember anything.
She only knew that her last name is Yu.
It’s brother Di
who named her Yu Yan.
After that, with her intelligence and abilities,
Yan worked her way from a newbie to the Manager of PR department.
She didn’t rely on brother Di at all.
When brother Di asked her to live with me,
she didn’t say no.
Brother Di wanted me to take care of Yan.
But you know me, how am I qualified to take care of people?
It’s all Yan taking care of me.
Since Yan moved in with me,
my home has become homier!
Is that Bai Yinqi
really going to work in the PR department
instead of being a CEO?
Is he stupid?
You don’t understand.
It’s only an excuse.
He wants to get to know the operation of the company from the grassroots level.
So, he has an agenda?
Looks like this wild brother of yours is not that simple.
It’s hard to say for now.
Let’s wait and see.
By the way,
Bai Yinqi has been quite close with Yu Yan.
Keep an eye on
what he says or does
in the PR department.
Alright! Got it!
Then, what can I benefit from that?
We have to hurry.
Make the umbrellas and the chairs placed neatly.
Let’s take some time
and take care of this later.
It’s very windy today,
keep an eye on the roll up banners.
Put some weights on to stabilize them.
Or else they’ll fall easily.
Manager Yu.
Is there anything I can help?
I’m so bored!
I want to help.
If you want to help,
just be good and stay aside.
Why don’t I see my brother Yinqi?
He said he’ll be here today.
You've known it already?
Looks like you are quite close to him!
Come on! No one is closer to me than you are!
We live together, for god’s sake!
Then I’ll beg you, princess!
Please let me go,
I’m really busy right now.
Just hang around by yourself for a while.
Go on! Go!
Place the chairs neatly.
Okay!
Hello, Di!
Yan, is Xiaozhu with you?
Yes!
Do you know Mo Ru, the Master of Guqin?
Master Mo Ru?
Of course I know!
Your sister talks about him all the time!
She even bought a Guqin looking just like his.
I’ve invited him to play for Xiaozhu’s book signing.
Could you receive him for me?
You really went all out!
Thank you for your help!
Okay!
Alright! I know!
Bye!
Xiaozhu!
Bai Zhu!
Yes!
It’s not early anymore.
Don’t you have to go change?
Oh crap! I lost the track of time!
I have to go change! Go change!
Master Mo Ru, please!
This is Manager Yu of the PR department.
It’s such an honor for our Mount Isle Hotel
to have you as our guest!
Welcome!
This must be
the legendary Lotus Guqin!
Master Mo Ru!
I’ve heard so much about you!
Can’t believe you are such a handsome artist!
I am your loyal fan!
Could you please take a picture with me?
Sure!
Thank you!
Please wait!
Would you please…thanks!
Three, two, one!
Master Mo Ru, this way, please!
Master Mo Ru, well…
May I have your autograph?
To Meng Lu.
Nice handwriting!
Master Mo Ru, please.
By the way, Master Mo Ru.
A few of my friends
are your fans too.
May I have your autograph again…
Master Mo Ru, I’ve prepared refreshments for you.
Let’s go to the dining room.
This way, please.
Excuse me.
It’s okay!
Please.
Manager Yu alone is good enough.
You don’t need to come with us.
This way.
Manager Yu, Master Mo Ru.
I’ve got the refreshments ready.
-Please! –Excuse me.
Hello.
Okay.
Well done!
-Send this back to my wife. –Of course!
Okay, Master Mo Ru.
What about this Guqin?
Give it to me.
Alright!
We can keep it in the VIP room.
It’s quiet and safe there.
Okay.
Bai Yinqi.
Master Mo Ru.
Take this Guqin to the VIP room.
This Guqin is very valuable.
You’ve got to be careful, understand?
Okay, Manager Yu.
“Of cord and cassia-wood is the harp compounded; Within it lie ancient melodies.”
Such a precious treasure requires extra care.
Thank you very much!
Here, please.
Master Mo Ru,
my sister is your hardcore fan.
“Fan” is gimmick for youngsters.
It’s completely different from finding bosom friends in the field of Guqin.
So, would it possible
that we have the luck to hear you play “Drifting Snow” today?
It depends on the advantages of timing, environment and people.
I don’t even know what I would play
until the last minute.
Master Mo Ru, please enjoy some snacks.
Master Mo Ru, please.
I’ll help myself.
Go get Bai Yinqi here.
Mr. Bai.
Manager Meng.
Manger Meng, please step back.
I’m sorry.
But this Guqin is very important for the performance.
I need to be careful.
Please keep distance from it.
Mr. Bai, you are so funny.
I just want to take a picture with Guqin.
I’m afraid I can’t let you.
Mr. Bai, you doesn’t seem like a petty person.
I was asked to take care of this Guqin, so I have to be responsible for it.
Hope you can understand, Manager Meng.
I understand. I really do.
Then, I’ll leave.
Please.
Manager Meng.
Mr. Bai, Manager Yu wants you to
join us.
Okay.
Then I’ll leave this Guqin to you.
Don’t touch it.
Master Mo Ru.
I prepared “Drifting Snow Soup” for you especially.
Please have a taste.
It matches with the archaic music “Drifting Snow”, doesn’t it?
Enjoying “Drifting Snow Soup” while appreciating such a beautiful view.
It surely is idyllic!
The hardest part about playing “Drifting Snow” is not skills,
but the interpretation of the feelings,
narrating the story behind the music with lyrical emotion.
As the only successor who plays “Drifting Snow”,
you must have deeper understanding of this piece of music than anyone else!
Thank you for your compliment!
Can’t believe that you know so much about Guqin
at such a young age.
Life is short and bitter.
But the sound of Guqin can soothe a broken heart.
May we hear you play “Drifting Snow” today?
Play a piece of music for a friend.
Why not?!
Here!
Master Mo Ru, cheers!
Wang.
Mr. Bai asks me to come and check.
Is everything okay?
Everything’s fine!
I don’t even dare to blink.
That’s good.
Then open the case and let me take a look.
Well…
Don’t waste time.
Come on!
Hurry up! Hurry, hurry!
Well…
Leave me.
Be careful!
Get away!
Oh gosh! Why didn’t you hold the case?
Don’t you know how to protect Guqin?
What if it’s broken?
Don’t you have any working experience here?
I what? You what?
You want to get fired?
How did you even get hired here?
Unbelievable!